Shiny happy people breaking credit cards

Jeg har jo besluttet mig for at prøve at se det positive i alting.

At alting har mindst to sider og en af den må være positiv osv osv

derfor titlen shiny happy osv.

For jeg har brug for en hækkesaks til at klippe mit dankort over. De sidste tre dage her har jeg købt en plade om dagen.

Martin Halls Adapter for en 10+er på Kuxel (QXL). En halvsjælden hollandsk sex pistols compilation på Ebay til en 70 kr. samt en superfed cd med War of Destruction med 48 numre på som jeg købte i Århus til kun 100 kr.

Mange bække små så er det små 200 kr som jeg nok skulle have brugt til noget andet.

Så jeg må stoppe det der inderned noget.

Kom for resten til at købe en bog om 2. Verdenskrig i dag på Ebay kun 80 kr.

men imorgen!!!

Sangen her er lavet over et Backstreet Boys nummer:

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS

"eBay"

Yeah

A used ... pink bathrobe

A rare ... mint snowglobe

A Smurf ... TV tray

I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)

Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)

Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)

They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack

Just check ... my feedback"

A++!" they all sayThey love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)

Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)

(From some guy) I've never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go, whoa

Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya

As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes

Sell me ... your watch, please

I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)

I'm highest bidder now(

Junk keeps arriving in the mail)

(From that worldwide garage sale)

(Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)

(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)

Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)

Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)

Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)

(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)

(Pez dispensers and a toaster)

(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)

(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y